January 31st, 2010

Scared.

I’m about to embark  on a huge life change. One that has the possibility of making me miserable for the next 15-20 years of my life. I can now see why it’s taken me 2.6 years to get to this point.

I am going to be moving into a town.

With people.

In the center of the town with thousands of people.

Someone hold me?

Most of my life (apart from a very few years as a child) I have lived on acreage. I owned a buffer between me and the masses-not for me, but for them. I’m not the best neighbor. I have a hard time dealing with the reality of people, it drains me something fierce. For the first two years of this selling our house journey I have been looking for farms. A minimum of 3 acres and I could make due with one if it were mostly wooded but it wasn’t my preference.

And then, all of the houses I liked started being sold. All of my choices were taken away (I have parameters I have to work within, here) and I had to start changing my paradigm. It was hard, and I’m not quite arrived yet, but I’m envisioning it.

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the house. The street is famous in the town (and surrounding area) for the historic houses. But it’s .3 acres. To me, that’s a postage stamp. One I can put a garden on (my last remaining qualification), but still.

The wonderful things?

The library is at the end of the block (*squee*).

I can walk to the dentist, the orthodontist, karate, cafes, museums, theater and antique stores.

One of my best friends since HS lives less than a quarter mile and my kids can ride thier bikes to her house, vice versa.

An old friend (a dear, dear old friend) that I would love to reconnect with, lives one street over.

My current neighbors whom I adore have a second house on the next street and are considering making the move, too. I am waging a mighty campaign.

My parents are 15 minutes away.

I hope this is the right thing to do. Only time will tell.

January 26th, 2010

I’ve had this playing as loud as I can get it.

Sexiest song, EVER. Can’t you just see her hips sway, as she walks down the beach?

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes – ah
When she walks, she’s like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes goes – ooh(ooh)
but I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I love her
Yes I would give my heart gladly
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile – but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see)(she just doesn’t see, she never sees me,…)

January 15th, 2010

‘Scuse me while I get my geek on. I have just discovered the best little corner of youtube.

Daughter hatchling and I are going over The Iliad. Fun, no? Well yeah I like it, but her not so much. Until we check out youtube for people’s performances and some lessons in Dactylic Hexameter.

And, a great overview

I’m saving this one for later-Learning Latin with Virgil. (squee)

I LOVE the internet.

January 14th, 2010

Futuristic, Ménage à trois, Parnormal & Occult

Purchase link.

In twenty-second century America, war, disease and pollution have wiped out three-quarters of Earth’s population and left most women sterile. Scientists are battling the specter of human extinction. Now they’ve devised a DNA test and built a database to help each of the remaining fertile females find her perfect genetic counterpart, thereby ensuring healthy, hardy offspring.

For Midwestern farm girl Hannah Jenkins, this means accepting a stranger as a potential mate. Unfortunately, the handsome Dr. David Cabot isn’t everything she’d expected. Distant and humorless, he spends all his time in the makeshift laboratory he’s set up in the family barn. He and Hannah use more energy sniping at each other than communicating their wants and needs. After a few months of passionless monthly encounters with no pregnancy to show for it, Hannah is certain David will abandon her at the end of their trial marriage.

Then a stranger saves Hannah from robbery at gunpoint, and Hannah hires him to work as a farmhand. The mysterious Trey intrigues both Hannah and David, but can he show them how to make love without making war?

EXCERPT:

“I want to help you, Hannah. Do you believe that?”

Hannah drew a long breath and let it out on a sigh. All at once, she felt bone-weary and a thousand years old. “Yes, I believe it.”

“What if I told you it might take something…” He paused, seeming to search for the right word. “Something unconventional to help your marriage.”

She shook her head. “I’m not following you.”

He smiled and his gaze traveled over her, making her feel wanton and next-to-naked in the middle of her own damned kitchen. “What would a woman like you consider unconventional, Hannah?”

His eyes held hers from across the room, plainly trying to communicate his meaning without resorting to clumsy words. Again she heard the echo of that faraway wind and the brokenhearted woman who called his name—had been calling his name for long years, waiting for the return of the man she loved more than life, the man she trusted with the fate of her very soul….

Hannah scrubbed a hand over her face. “I’m too tired for riddles, Trey.”

“I know, and I’m sorry. But will you think about it?”

As if she had any choice now that he’d put the idea in her head. She nodded, looking away from those sad, dangerous eyes to the cracked linoleum beneath her feet.

“Good.” He let the screen door close quietly behind him on his way out.

When he was gone, Hannah climbed the stairs and headed for the bathroom. The house was quiet. Her brothers had proven yet again how soundly they slept, so she left the door open to catch the breeze from the open window in the hall.

From the top shelf of the linen closet she took three thick, beeswax candles, lit them and set them on the floor near the ancient, claw-footed tub. Then she opened the tap and let it run for a scant minute. She filled the tub only a quarter of the way, her concession to the recent lack of rain. Her body felt lazy and stupid as she stripped out of her clothes and slid into the water.

Unconventional. It could’ve meant a few different things, but when she closed her eyes, all that came to mind was the three of them—Trey, David and herself—lying together in a shameless sprawl.

Both men, at the same time. Their hands, their mouths, their…other parts, touching her, inside and out. Using her for their own pleasure, and letting her make use of them.

She shouldn’t have wanted it. Even if he didn’t act like it, David was her husband. It was her duty to want only him. But like as not, both he and Trey would be gone by the time the wind blew snow like a tattered bridal veil over the landscape. Then she’d be left with only memories until the next candidate showed up—assuming he ever did.

Of course, Trey might’ve meant something entirely different. She couldn’t be sure without asking, which she intended to do first chance she got.

But if she was right? And if Trey somehow managed to talk the supremely stubborn Dr. Cabot into allowing such a huge breach of his precious Commission protocols?

Hannah wouldn’t say no.

***

January 10th, 2010

Jax’s Book Released Yesterday!

BRUSH STROKES by Jax Cassidy
Release date: January 10, 2010
Publisher: Amber Heat
ISBN-13: 978-1-60272-627-7 (Electronic)
*Heat warning: erotic, explicit sex scenes, language

For Sage, attending the Parisian sex club, Plaisirs Sombres, was the ultimate fantasy. So when the conservative gallery assistant is cloaked behind the velvet mask, she never expected to be the object of the club owner’s desire. Spurred on by D.S. Gregoire’s erotic and sensual brush strokes of the exclusive club, she gives into a brief liaison that leaves her breathless and wanting.

For Damien, known to the art world as D.S. Gregoire, his art has always been an adrenaline rush. But when an exotic and mysteriously uninhibited ’sex club virgin’ enters his establishment, he is willing to break his club rules for another taste of the dark pleasures she brings him.

Author Bio:
Jax Cassidy followed her dreams to Paris, then Hollywood to pursue a film career but managed to fall in love with penning sexy romances and happy endings—finding Mr. Right was just an added bonus. She writes contemporary, paranormal, and multi-ethnic romances and is Co-Founder of Romance Divas, and award winning writer’s website and discussion forum. Jax is also known as one-half of the retired writing team of Cassidy Kent.

For more information on Jax, please visit her online at www.jaxcassidy.com or www.jaxadora.blogspot.com

January 6th, 2010

Kitch Salad

This is late in coming–my apologies. I’ve been using all of my extra time trying to keep warm. And rubbing Vaseline on my chicken’s comb. I thought eating eggs would be be the most intimate I had gotten with my chickens. I was so very wrong. Thier conmbs freeze in this weather and so if you love your ladies, you should give them a little comb massage with some Vaseline. I’m trying to look dignified here, people. *sniff*

And now onto my children’s favorite winter salad…

First you need to get a very good 8″ chef’s knife. Mine is a Forschner. Now you need to drop the knife point down onto your tiled kitchen floor so that the tip is perfectly curled. That’s my secret ingredient. I swear.

OK, so after you drop your knife you chop a head of iceberg lettuce into cubes. No romaine lettuce here, no frisee, no rocket. Poor old maligned iceberg. Whump the stump onto your cutting board, pop out the core and get to chopping.

I don’t have any pictures of this part , but you need two (I use four) cans of fruit cocktail. The kind in heavy syrup. Just do it. Break away and be a rebel, buy the heavy syrup kind. Trust me, it makes it better.

Then you drain out all of the syrup and save it in a bowl. If you’re lucky like me, you have workers to help with this part. Take a good heaping spoonful of mayo (not Miracle Whip, mayo) and blop it in the bowl with the heavy syrup and hand your kid a whisk. Let them have fun whisking it together while yoiu pour in about two tablespoonfuls of red wine vinegar. See, this is why you need the heavy syrup-to counteract the red vinegar tang.

Then portion out your lettuce and fruit cocktail into bowls and make sure each person gets a cherry. Don’t be a hog sitting there popping them all into your mouth while no one’s looking.

Then you spoon on some of the dressing overtop the salad and grab your bowl before the locusts descend on you and eat it while you had your head turned.

Now, if I was super duper perfect about this dressing I would have put it all in the blender, but I couldn’t becuase my blender was all the way back there. This is what happens while you’re making cookies, fudge, salt dough ornaments and dinner all at once. Plus I have these kids and they whisk pretty well. Ignore the Toblerone. And the Grey Goose. None of that was used in this recipe…

I think my Nana used to make a salad like this. I remember eating something like it which is what made me try and recreate it. I can totally see her in her apron at the counter chopping that iceberg and it was nice to remember her during the holidays.

So there, my Nana’s Kitch Salad.

December 30th, 2009

A Little Bit of This, and a Little Bit of That

First, my daughters got these huge gigundo Lip Smackers in Sugar Cookie and Gingerbread Cookie and they are truly awesome. I swipe them over my lips and I’m instantly 10. I suggest you go get some and take a step back in time, yourself. I think my favorite is still the Dr. Pepper, though. (they were right here by the keyboard and I’m a little ADD this morning. sorry.) And remember Love’s Baby Soft?

Gawd, is there anything better than those two? I’m in 9th grade all over again…I need to buy my girls some of this immediately.

OK.

The REAL reason of this post. A while ago I said I’d post pictures of the scarves I made my Buy One Get One Free Hatchlings. I used Red Heart’s Heart and Sole which was fantastic to work with and sooo fun to watch the fair aisle pattern emerge. I used Black Jack and Green Envy for these. (hint: AC Moore carries them and you can download AC’s 50% off coupons and get the skein’s for half price.)

They’re nothing more than double crochets, something you could do in your sleep (or while plotting, like I do). I liked the little scallops on the edges.

Your old standard Granny Square revisited.

This one was a checkerboard done in double crochet.

IIIIIII I I IIIIIII
IIIIIII I I IIIIIII
IIIIIII I I IIIIIII
I I I IIIIIII I I I
I I I IIIIIII I I I
I I I IIIIIII I I I      See how easy? Just make sure you’re half conscious so you can count and not screw up the pattern. Not that I screwed it up 2 or 20 times. Nope. Perfect the first time round…*hackcough*.

The Girls love them and they look me no time to whip out-I think I did them sometime around Thanksgiving.

Thirdly, I wanted to introduce the Gizmo that loves Defying Gravity, which I find hilariously ironic.

And on that, I’m outa here. Tommorw I’ll show you how I make the best Kitschy Salad ever. I’m getting all kinds of retro here on you. This one will bring you back to Nana’s kitchen table. You’ll run right out and get the ingredients, and your children (or SOs) will proclaim your brilliance for all the world to see– I swear.

December 29th, 2009

Gizmo’s favorite song.

Ironic, no? For a bird, I mean? And he’s green, too. He yells at the top of his lungs when this plays…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g4ekwTd6Ig <<This version is better, but disabled.

December 29th, 2009

This is one of the scarves I gave away as a present. It’s a Caron merino wool blend crocheted in a lattice with scallops.

I added a glass bead fringe at the end for some sparkle and I would have made it a full fringe but they were kind of heavy as it was.

I actually have more that I made with a varigated colored sock wool but I have to upload them and I’m lazy. So you get this. But the sock wool is very delicate and colorful and I’ll post them up later. I’ve also made Oldest Hatchling Daughter some fingerless gloves she’s wanted in a gorgeous heathered grey wool blend.

I’m still kvetching about this story and I’ve got even more wool for scarves and such, so until I find the road I’m supposed to be on, this is what you’ll get.

December 23rd, 2009

hustle bustle

A while back I said I would post the scarves then Christmas happened. I did take some pictures, so here’s one of them as a work in progress.

I adapted this from a pattern I found in the book Crocheting On the Edge by Nicky Epstein. Basically I took off the grey base you see in the directions and mirror imaged the design.

. . . This is the second row going on. I resized to fit the post better and distorted the pict a bit, sorry. I also made three pretty big mistakes on this but I gussied them up and am calling them Interpretive Crocheting. It really is an easy pattern, but I should know by now that making something when you are deliriously tired is a recipe for disaster. I used to bead (a lot) and the smallest mistake will ruin a project. I learned very fast that you don’t bead while exhausted. I apparently didn’t learn my lesson well enough but  crochet is a bit more forgiving.

And here it is on a model who would only agree to pose if I did NOT take a picture with her face in it. You’ll have to take my word for it that hers is a lovely, lovely face.

You can see I added some glass beads at the points of the diamond to give it a little flash. I finished this one in 24 hours with baking and cooking going on inbetween so I’m thinking that if you were sitting down and hammering it out it would take about 6 hours. Get some movies, tea, perhaps a content cat and think of warm cozy things while your fingers fly.